Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro

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THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

thescienceofobsession:

mojoflower:

fencer-x:

catbountry:

notallergymeds:

"A Fragment out of Time", published in 1974.
Kirk / Spock.
page 1
page 2

I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER

This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.

IT’S PORN. VINTAGE PORN, LOVE IT.

omg, this is the BEST!

I love it!

(via symbolicsodomy)

Filed under star trekkin the originals

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wooglyoogly:

I was just going through stuff I’d written and I found a whole bunch of bitter second lines I wrote for first lines of famous romantic poems and

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

You’re too hot and I hate you.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Zero. There are zero ways in which I love you.

That was easy.

The Nymph that undoes me, is fair and unkind

but definitely isn’t you.

The things about you I appreciate may seem indelicate:

I only really love how far from me you live

and the fact that you’ll probably die before I do.

Make room for me

really just go away for ever.

Had we but world enough, and time,

You still couldn’t possibly be far enough for me.

Love is more thicker than forget

so I definitely dodged a bullet there.

Filed under words lollll